I have to go to the gym, but so far, I hate riding the bus, gives me car sickness if I’m on it too long.
The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck
HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES
skeleton guy wears glasses
I like how i scroll pass and then come back cuz he got a British cup
LOOK AT HIS SQUISHY FACE
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
Oh hey, it’s Tuesday
Feel free to ask anything you want uwu
I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK
TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR
THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?
True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.
I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra.
So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.
WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?
I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye.
my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist
Bless this post.
Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/
I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.
Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.
Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.
I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.
And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.
I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.
It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”
Fake. Fucking. Pockets.
This is why I only wear band shirts honestly
Hahahahaha I wear forever21 pants and my pockets work. The only sucky thing about wearing pants in woman’s sizes is that like, you can visibly see my flaccid penis without trying like omg
The reason the shirts are so thin is so you’re forced to buy and wear either a cami or a tank top underneath, because that’s $20 they can make off of you. Women’s fashion is also all about making you have this mindset that you HAVE to layer your tops in order to be fashionable. I work at Lane Bryant- I know what’s up.
Also- no pockets/shallow pockets is to con you into buying purses and other handbags. Skinny leg jeans is to con you into buying boots that will cover your calves, and every store’s jewelry options will vary in color just enough to force you to buy the entire set at their particular store. For example, LB has a color called Zealand Blue, like a teal color. You can’t match it exactly at any other place, but our jewelry will match it perfectly.
Don’t get me STARTED on the BS that is work uniforms, too. I worked at a pizza restaurant, and the girls’ shirt was so thin that I had to LAYER it. a LONG SLEEVED WORK SHIRT. The collar was so low that I overheard one of the male coworkers even say, “They only make them wear these for the view. It’s not fair to them.” The guys had a nice, thick, NON SEE THROUGH long sleeved shirt with elastic sleeves - our sleeves were thin cotton that got in the way. Then our summer shirts were these tiny cap-sleeved Juniors-sized shirts. They don’t FIT curvy girls like me!!! It’s not fair at all.